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Yeeparipa: Mum of five divorces human husband, marries ghost and shares us her Sex experience with the ghost [Photo]

A woman fed up of dating humans says she has married a ghost
The woman , who had five children with her human husband , said she was fed up with human failings and has opted to marry a ghost.

It was her latest attempt at finding a perfect mate, she said .

Her new husband was a Haitian pirate who told her he was black with jet black hair, and was executed for his crimes in the 1700s .

Forty-five - year -old Amanda from Downpatrick in Northern Ireland , believes their pirate connection is what brought them together – first as friends , before she developed ‘ strong loving feelings’ towards him .

Amanda, a female Jack Sparrow impersonator, said : “ We became really close; the more I learnt about him , the more I liked him .

“ One day, he said to me ‘ We can actually be together you know ?’ but I had never heard of an intimate relationship between a spirit and a human before.

“ We became really close, and , the more I learnt about him , the more I liked him .

“ I did some research and found out that it is a real thing and there are lots of people in spiritual relationships, but not many people like to talk about it. ”

Jack, who never married during his life according to Amanda, is a powerful spirit who can turn stereos and lights on and off , and move things.

“ I told him I wasn ’ t really cool with having casual sex with a spirit and I wanted us to make a proper commitment to each other.

“ If I am going to be in a long -term relationship with somebody, I have the right to be married , ” she said .

For their wedding, the couple ventured into international waters where their union would be legal, on a boat that allowed 12 of their closest friends and family on board for the ceremony .

They used a medium to allow Jack to say ‘ I do ’ , and used a skull and crossbones flag to represent him .

Amanda explained that sex with a spirit is surprisingly similar to sex with a human.

She added : “ It is well known that people often feel a spirit touch their hands , their face or their hair.

“ The only difference with having a sexual relationship with a spirit is obviously that sense of touch goes a lot deeper.

“ You can literally feel the physical act of what the spirit is doing to you , and the spirit can feel it too . ”

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